Is this thing on? *taps microphone*

All right, I'm gonna give this a try... *ahem*

Welcome to BlackDragon's Lair. This is where I'll be posting my 'adult' stories. They're all very, very hardcore, no holds (or holes) barred, perversion-level set to Max. So if you're under 18... you're probably gonna read it regardless. And hey, I'm (almost) sure there are worse things on the net for you to find anyway.


On the other hand, if you're somehow opposed to pornographic writing, or to fictional accounts of acts that WOULD be highly illegal if they were performed in reality, or easily offended, or have a weak stomach... then I'd suggest avoiding this place entirely.

Of course, this post is gonna end up at the very bottom of the page, so it doesn't really do much good as a Disclaimer, does it? Ah well... onwards with the stories, I guess. That's what you're all waiting for anyway.